" A friend loves at all times, and a brother is born for a difficult time. "

— Proverbs 17:17

" Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. "

— Unknown

" "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" "

— Steven Wright

" The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas. "

— Alfred Noyes

" A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. "

— Jim Hayes

" You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. "

— Wayne Gretzky