" "I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio." "

— Rodney Dangerfield

" A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it. "

— Unknown

" Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing dad. "

— Unknown

" Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ‘til you pee your pants. "

— Terri Guillemets

" Don’t talk about my sister; don’t play with me about my sister. If you do, you’ll see another side of me. "

— Beyoncé

" The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself. "

— Michel de Montaigne