" I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. "

— Oscar Wilde

" Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. "

— Unknown

" The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas. "

— Alfred Noyes

" The language of friendship is not words but meanings. "

— Henry David

" A goodbye isn’t painful unless you’re never going to say hello again. "

— Unknown

" So it goes. "

— Kurt Vonnegut